It's been 1 x world ending pandemic, 2 x government enforced lockdown / grounding and 3 seasons of that crappy Charmed reboot, thankfully anyone still with us, we have our fingers crossed that we are through the worse, depends what the government throws at us with their lying hands and malicious grins but I digress!

Hey, y'all. Yes I know, running out of things to do and there’s only so much wanking and Disney + people can take.

What did the clock tower have in the morning? BELFAST (I’ll Stop now)

Morocco & Gay Life Warning. Soft, smooth and soukulent , yes I love it!

Apologies … for the awesomeness

Before the Russians invaded! Right, this is going to be basic as this stupid website deleted my very detailed and “funny” dissertation on the ins and outs of Vietnam.

Well due to “popular” demand, and when I mean that, you know the 6 people who read this & my Mother, have held me at gunpoint to write this.

Now before you call the spelling and grammar police, there’s a reason behind this, people in Canada seem to call Toronto, “Torono”! Actually I think as long as you miss a letter out of name, you’re fine to say it whatever way you want, it’s a Canadian law!

Yo Wha’ up readers, Well, well, well, it’s finally the last fortnight of travelling and even then it still feels like any eternity until I come back for some reason.

As I’ll be comparing my south and north hemisphere experiences, I’m going to abbreviate Australia and America to “USAus” and New Zealand and Canada to “New Canada” . Yes they are similar in certain elements.