Whassup!? During the course of the kiwi experience, I come to realise (and confirm) that life is its own comedy, no one really needs to think of one liners, make funny moments, they just….. happen.

ALL BY MYSELF, ALL BY MYSELF! Guten Tag, mein readers (I don’t know what “reader” is in German)

Bonjourno boys and girls, recovered from the previous blog’s drinking game? (muppet)

From Wanaka to Queenstown. WELL DONE! I see you survived parts 1-3 of this blog trip, get yourself a treat like a cup of tea/cookie/absinthe, whatever floats your boat.

From Westport to Wanaka

Hey All.. This section will be completed eventually but there’s loads to get thru, yes its been “such fun” aka crazy shit! Here’s a Teaser for the next episode (I Miss Snoop DOGG & Dr Dre!!)

Hello Bloggers, Smother and politically incorrect, horny, people stumbling on this website thinking it would be porn, when they typed in “brown bear”

G’Day….. Sorry I mean Yo, sorry some residue of the Aussie life was still in me, I’m still British, I said sorry twice for something I doesn’t need to apologise for.

(although after this third long island iced tea I doubt it!)

Welcome to the next section of the Travel blog, so grab some wine/hot choc/absinth/whatever you kids drink, put some soothing music on, kick up your heels and enjoy……after you’ve done that read this section!