Apologies … for the awesomeness

Before the Russians invaded! Right, this is going to be basic as this stupid website deleted my very detailed and “funny” dissertation on the ins and outs of Vietnam.

Well due to “popular” demand, and when I mean that, you know the 6 people who read this & my Mother, have held me at gunpoint to write this.

As I’ll be comparing my south and north hemisphere experiences, I’m going to abbreviate Australia and America to “USAus” and New Zealand and Canada to “New Canada” . Yes they are similar in certain elements.

Yo Wha’ up readers, Well, well, well, it’s finally the last fortnight of travelling and even then it still feels like any eternity until I come back for some reason.

Now before you call the spelling and grammar police, there’s a reason behind this, people in Canada seem to call Toronto, “Torono”! Actually I think as long as you miss a letter out of name, you’re fine to say it whatever way you want, it’s a Canadian law!

As you may have suspected, I really like San Diego, so much it gets it’s own section, and every time I say the name of the city I do it in a bad Spanish accent pretending to be Antonio Banderes in Zorro. (or Puss in Boots for you younger readers).

Welcome Toss Salad and Scrambled Egg Time 🙂

From Wanaka to Queenstown. WELL DONE! I see you survived parts 1-3 of this blog trip, get yourself a treat like a cup of tea/cookie/absinthe, whatever floats your boat.

Bonjourno boys and girls, recovered from the previous blog’s drinking game? (muppet)