ALL BY MYSELF, ALL BY MYSELF! Guten Tag, mein readers (I don’t know what “reader” is in German)

Whassup!? During the course of the kiwi experience, I come to realise (and confirm) that life is its own comedy, no one really needs to think of one liners, make funny moments, they just….. happen.

G’Day….. Sorry I mean Yo, sorry some residue of the Aussie life was still in me, I’m still British, I said sorry twice for something I doesn’t need to apologise for.

Hello Bloggers, Smother and politically incorrect, horny, people stumbling on this website thinking it would be porn, when they typed in “brown bear”

Hey All.. This section will be completed eventually but there’s loads to get thru, yes its been “such fun” aka crazy shit! Here’s a Teaser for the next episode (I Miss Snoop DOGG & Dr Dre!!)

From Westport to Wanaka

Prepare the wine, water, hot chocolate or whatever beverage you may want, as this is gonna be a long one (oi oi). I’m going to take you on my journey from San Francisco to LA. Yes 2 big cities in one blog, oh schmid!

*Warning about depression and feelings*

(although after this third long island iced tea I doubt it!)

Ok as some of you have seen the carnage that was Mardi Gras, you would have noticed
that I was dressed in a particular outfit! (only fb followers will see this)